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Default 3 Women In The Desert

3 Women In The Desert

Once there was a plane crash over the Sahara desert
Only three women survived
A blond, a redhead and a brunette
So as they were wondering in the desert looking for water when they find this very old lamp
So they rub it
A genie comes out of the lamp grateful for his freedom and it grants each one of them of one wish
First the blondie says "I want to be ten times smarter!"
And so the genie snaps his fingers and she turns into a redhead
Then the redhead woman says "I want to de 100 times smarter!"
And again the genie snaps his fingers and the redhead turns into a brunette
Finally its the brunette's turn and she says "I want to be 1,000 times smarter!
The genie then asked "Are you sure ?"
She says with all of her might "Yessssssssssssssss"

So he snaps his fingers and turns her into a man!

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