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haidhi

01-29-2007, 03:04 AM

INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR

1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.

2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.

3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

7. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

11. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

12. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

13. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.

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What is the full form of singh : s -sardar i -insaan n -nahi g -gadha h -hai.

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They're there for those who don't drink.

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How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

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One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way...

Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?'

Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

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One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, and the answer is 6!!

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BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room.

She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"

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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Ek sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek aur sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hai, dosre Sardar bola, "Oye, side B gaa raha hun."

Two sardars, Raj and Saj are trying to land an airplane at Heathrow Airport.
They start descending and as they touch the ground Saj screams â€˜Oye Raj, the runway is ending...".

Raj swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, Saj screams again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...". Raj swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent Raj says : "Look at those stupid Brits, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "I know" answers Saj, "But look how wide they made it...."

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7/3/2006 7:39 AM
First day @ school

Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.

"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent."

Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"

"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

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Prof: What is the chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA. Prof: What is the chemical symbol of Sodium? Sardar: NA. Prof: What happens when 1 atom of barium and 2 atoms of Sodium combine? Sardarji thinks for a moment and here comes the reply "!!!!!!!BANANA ..

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for
more..

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. A sardar was
observing him. Suddenly a star falls down. Seeing that sardar
shouted " Wow!! What an aim!!"

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Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

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Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

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It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest:

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

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6/23/2006 5:57 AM
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In
London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

1)Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree & sits on the
branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager......."
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2)Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light".........
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3)Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!!.........
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4)SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I-- SARDAR......,SHE-- SARDARNEE..........,THE BOY-- MY KID..... &
THE
GIRL-- MY KIDNEY....
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5)One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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6)Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go..........
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7)Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, the Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa.......
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8)ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM:"DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT
WILL U GIVE ME A RING"? HE SAID:" YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
NUMBER?".....
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9)Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will
come first, Chicken or
egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.......
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10)A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander:"Why are u laughing"?
Sardar:" I have an AirTel cell phone but still Hutch network is
following
me"......

Sardar1: I am so kunjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money

Sardar2: You are nothing. I saved my full money

Sardar1: How?
Sardar2 : I sent my wife for honeymoon with my friend
Collection of Sardar's Jokes

haidhi

01-29-2007, 03:09 AM

Beppo Singh returns from his first day at school and immediately

questions

his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids

could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that

because I am Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent. "

Beppo seeming content with the answer, asks his father another

question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could

only

count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am

Sardar ??"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

Happy

with the answer, Beppo poses another question to his father, "Dad,

today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than

me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

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Bad Memory

One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth

floor of a building when a man came running in to his office

and shouted "Beppo Singh, your daughter Preeto just died in

an accident"

Beppo Singh was in panic. Not knowing what to do he

jumped from his office window while coming down when he

was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a

daughter named preeto.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not

married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he

was not Beppo Singh.

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Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Beppo Singh are standing when

a Britisher comes and asks "Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?

Hindu: "Lotus"

Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"

Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being national flower.

Muslim: "Chameli"

Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"

Muslim also surprised and angry.

Britisher: "Sardarji and what is your favorite flower?"

Patriotic Beppo: "CACTUS! ab kar le saaf."

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BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.

Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Beppo Singh: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the

figure,

the answer is 6!!

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BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.

Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.

because of a power failure.

Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator

for 3 hrs.

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The Mail

Santa Singh was relaxing in his front yard when his neighbor,

Beppo Singh came out of the house and went straight to the

mail-box. He opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back

in the house. A little later he came out of his house and again

went to the mail-box and again opened it, then slammed it shut

again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As Santa Singh was getting ready to go back inside, Beppo Singh

came out again, marched to the mail-box, opened it and then

slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions Santa

asked,"Is something wrong?" To which Beppo Singh replied,

"Oye! There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a

message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

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Beppo Singh is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question

paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his

shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes

his turban and throws it away as well.

His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says

here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.

Jan

01-29-2007, 03:33 AM

:confused: Nuts & Cracks:mad:

Sardar1: I am so kunjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money

Sardar2: You are nothing. I saved my full money

Sardar1: How?

Sardar2 : I sent my wife for honeymoon with my friend HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:)

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u
know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon
in Punjab!

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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE PLEASE"

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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner
should be light" hahahahaha

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO
RAIN, NO MATCH!" THis is tooo gud:D

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT
YEAR....... good one

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Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus
he was driving..:D

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while
sleeping. :D:D

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what...---To avoid side effect!!! wow..... clever sardar ji

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Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab". hehehehe

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IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho
ke ..... Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....:D:D I have this.

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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know
how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
"please recharge your card":D:D

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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was
wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the
instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"

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Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher
erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!! hahahahha

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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to
measure how much he has slept........

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Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue,
and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok!!!:P

cool.... so this is Haidhis world!!!

post them all u got. Interesting ones. Very nice jokes & Thx to u.

Jan

01-29-2007, 03:38 AM

some of the 2nd ones tooo guud.. THe twisted number, flowers... thx:)

haidhi

01-29-2007, 06:02 AM

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u
know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon
in Punjab!
===========================================
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE PLEASE"
======================================
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner
should be light"
============================================
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO
RAIN, NO MATCH!"
===========================================
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT
YEAR
==========================================
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus
he was driving..

==========================================
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while
sleeping.
==========================================
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what...---To avoid side effect!!!
=========================================
Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab". ==============================================
IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho
ke ..... Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....
==============================================
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know
how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
"please recharge your card"
=============================================
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was
wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the
instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"
===============================================
Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher
erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
============================================
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to
measure how much he has slept........
==============================================
Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue,
and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok!!!

haidhi

01-29-2007, 06:03 AM

sorry guyz.. sorry fr d confusion.. i jus wanted to club my entire collection in one shot.. bt cudn.. so excuse me..

Jan

01-30-2007, 07:11 AM

It's oki. Carry on:)

CA1OS

01-30-2007, 12:49 PM

Thx haidhi keep dem comin ;)

haidhi

01-31-2007, 01:53 AM

Interesting Facts

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plusminus

01-31-2007, 01:57 AM

really interesting!haidhi..

archie_here

01-31-2007, 12:49 PM

cool one :)

Jan

01-31-2007, 02:46 PM

wow.... very informative....easy to rem as it has got cool pix along with the info.

thk u.:)

CA1OS

01-31-2007, 03:35 PM

Thx 4 sharing nice :)

haidhi

02-01-2007, 02:04 AM

Think If U Think

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole

airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What cam! e first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

haidhi

02-01-2007, 03:51 AM

Height Of Lollu

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Jan

02-01-2007, 07:05 AM

walla! There u goooo again....

Very interesting!

Jan

02-01-2007, 07:28 AM

U got to give it a think, rather than taking everything blindly.

I don't agree on the last one....:p

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chk this out. I raced on the 25th Jan 2007. I went up to 200 but I do not have the pic with me. Will post it.;)

Jan

02-01-2007, 07:30 AM

btw, am talking abt km/h. not mph eh...;) My friend he drives at 220. He knows the cameras well so he can.

haidhi

02-01-2007, 08:16 AM

btw, am talking abt km/h. not mph eh...;) My friend he drives at 220. He knows the cameras well so he can.

tat s called cheating re..

now take a look at d words...

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

guess u understand d wrd 'Legally'..

haiyo haiyo.. innum chinna pulleyaave irukkeenge pa...

P.S: For ur kindest information.. Previously a camera cant capture ur No. Plate clearly wen ur speeding high.. tho it flashes.. at times its nt clear :confused: .. think nw de ve update d technology... :D :D :D

kmprasad

02-01-2007, 08:47 AM

ha ha nice one...we should think abt them...

HAVE U EVER WONDERED?
1) If swimming is the best exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?
2) Why is the place in a stadium where people sit called stand?
3) Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
4) Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as the white piece is moved first?
5) In a country we have freedom of speech...then why do we have telephone bills?
Think about this also!!!!

haidhi

02-01-2007, 08:55 AM

tat was cool prasad.. nice..

plusminus

02-01-2007, 09:48 AM

haidhi..u not only prove in releasing movies but also doing a grt job with lounge...ur efforts are appreciated
Continue ur job!

Jan

02-02-2007, 12:46 AM

Enangoo Haidhii...

U said break the law.... athe than Jan do everyday.

I love to do that.

U got to give it a think, rather than taking everything blindly.

I don't agree on the last one.... <<<< soo brk the law.:p

U got to test everything for which the law says..."don't"

Inum one moreungo Haidhi...... In some roads like terminal 2.... I take the 3rd lane so cameras don't get me clearly. At the moment they have one fixed opp freezone. On Thursdays u find another cam fixed behind the kajoor tree. Some kajoor fixes it.
I love to drive fast in the Airpot tunnel which goes to the Terminal 1. Where the Emirates head office gonna come soon.:D

Aprom I tested the shk zayed road oen too. It says 100 & 80 as speed. I have driven bet 120-140.... never clicked a photo of me...... it makes Jan saddd.

To AUH & Al Ain >>> U can go at 160, 170 ellam..... no probs. I tested that too.

Ippo solungo HAidhii... ithu ku name "cheating?" Brk the Law thanee?????

U said.... think n try eh????

haidhi

02-02-2007, 02:45 AM

haidhi

02-04-2007, 10:29 AM

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Oblivioner

02-04-2007, 11:37 AM

Hah ha ha super haidhi

haidhi

02-08-2007, 12:15 AM

LOVE ITSELF IS A GIFT

1. Write a love poem together.
2. Call a radio station and dedicate a love song. Make sure he or she is listening!
3. Write '143' in lipstick on the mirror.
4. Write 'I Love You' in a piece of paper and hide it in the lunch box or purse.
5. Make heart-shaped bread toast for breakfast.
6. Plan a surprise candle light dinner.
7. Cook a three course meal for lunch.
8. Give a foot massage or back rub.
9. Play your romantic dance song and try to dance together.
10. Send a surprise 'Text Message'.
11. Read a love story together.
12. Make a list of 10 things you love about each other.
13. Make a photo album of your favourite memories together.
14. Go camping together with only one sleeping bag.
15. Shower together.
16. Dim the lights, and sing a love song together.
17. Walk on the beach in the moonlight.
18. Ribbon wrap your bed with a big bow.
19. Give a bouquet of flowers.
20. Take a walk together in the park.
21. Make a donation in your spouse's name to a special cause or charity.
22. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.
23. Re-enact your very first meeting at the first place.
24. Surprise your partner with tickets to a special event.
25. Give an unexpected hug and kiss.
26. Send e-greetings just to say, 'I'm thinking of you'.
27. Give a surprise by serving breakfast in bed.
28. Plan a flower garden together.
29. Spend the evening looking at the stars -- and make a wish together.
30. Put a picture of both of you in your wallet.
31. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt love letter.
32. Develop secret signals and use them to communicate in large groups of people.
33. Do the laundry together.
34. Send a written invitation to do something special.
35. Go to a drive-in movie.
36. Share an ice cream cone.
37. Make a custom certificate such as ' World's Best Wife or Husband'.
38. Share your 'when we see each other' fantasies.
39. Play online games.
40. Go shopping together.
41. Look at old photos together.
42. Go away together for a weekend holiday.
43. Surprise with 'special' dress.
44. Buy a new perfume or cologne.
45. Compliment when looking attractive.
46. Buy them a new piece of jewellery.
47. Ask to pick a number between 1 and 50, then reward with that number of kisses.
48. When attending a wedding, whisper: 'If I had to do it over, I'd marry you again'.
49. Buy a set of matching silk pajamas, and take turns modelling them for each other.
50. Play Tennis ball cricket in the living room.

plusminus

02-08-2007, 02:13 AM

27. Give a surprise by serving breakfast in bed.

I dont think this would be good idea..coz..many girls do this daily

haidhi

02-08-2007, 03:02 AM

27. Give a surprise by serving breakfast in bed.

I dont think this would be good idea..coz..many girls do this daily

guess u can get a bed coffee, but nt brk-fst to ur bed..

haidhi

02-08-2007, 03:03 AM

all points dosen implies to all..

some fr gals.. some fr guyz..

its up to u to get things..

Tharuthalai

02-08-2007, 03:28 AM

Bellgates

02-08-2007, 04:05 AM

FIRST OF ALL..........
WHY WE SHOULD CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY?

Its a pure western culture influenced feeling, isn’t it? Are we loosing our prestigious habits and unique culture by globalization?
For lovers, all days are special days and there are many ways to show our heart full love.

Respect & care your partner...love alive all days

Please Accept the things Optimistically... Appadinu Paatha We does'nt enjoy any moments and any days..

Please answer this question? Why We enjoy the English New Year celebrations? ie is also influenced with Western Culture Know?

So many Western things were Combined our day today life..So thing is how we taken! I am not oppose or fight with your point.. I am just saying the real fact.. that's it!

Bellgates

02-08-2007, 04:20 AM

LOVE ITSELF IS A GIFT

6. Plan a surprise candle light dinner.
9. Play your romantic dance song and try to dance together.
12. Make a list of 10 things you love about each other.
15. Shower together.
16. Dim the lights, and sing a love song together.
17. Walk on the beach in the moonlight.
25. Give an unexpected hug and kiss.
32. Develop secret signals and use them to communicate in large groups of people.
33. Do the laundry together.
36. Share an ice cream cone.
43. Surprise with 'special' dress.
47. Ask to pick a number between 1 and 50, then reward with that number of kisses.
48. When attending a wedding, whisper: 'If I had to do it over, I'd marry you again'.

.

Haidhi,

Excellent Stuff pa.. I luv all the tips.. But Specifically Some Points are admired to me..I have mentioned above.. This thing to do Not only Feb 14 .. Do in a lifetime, Then Lovers also be a Real Lovers after get into married life.

Thanks for the Good Post.

Tharuthalai

02-08-2007, 05:37 AM

Please Accept the things Optimistically... Appadinu Paatha We does'nt enjoy any moments and any days..

Please answer this question? Why We enjoy the English New Year celebrations? ie is also influenced with Western Culture Know?

So many Western things were Combined our day today life..So thing is how we taken! I am not oppose or fight with your point.. I am just saying the real fact.. that's it!

As per my view Celebrating New year and 'following' Vday is totally different. New year has major impact on our day to day life. New day count, new class (grade) going, new Leave plan and many things we start to calculate from first of the year, Its not a just a day; its a begining of period which we highly dependable. Whoever using English calendar, they celebrate new year. (Very few Chinese & Arabians celebrate NY)
Vday kind of celebration is attract mainly youths and started to get the attention very recently (ask your parents that did they follow this day). Though it is remembering a Christian saint valentine (Valentinius of Alexandria (c. 100 - c. 153)) , it is not viewing as a religious day. Tell me one thing why we are not celebrating mothers day and Fathers day as like Vday? (Please note that these two days are UN announced days). Cinema & our media thought about Vday to us than those two days and we are just falling on their net (or Trap) and following

(I like the way you are discussing... its polite & good tone. Only atured people can do (not people like me can do:D ))

ranipak

02-08-2007, 06:29 AM

at the end Valentine's day is just and excuse for the shops to sell that day a lot of stuff, it is just a materialist thing, i don't think there is a day to show love, but when you love, all days you must celebrate it, and each moment is important

dj shan

02-08-2007, 06:43 AM

thanks for the stuff haidhi lol ill keep it in mind for future:)

CA1OS

02-08-2007, 08:02 AM

cmom Tharuthalai take it easy if u don't wnt to celebrate dont but dere r people who wnt 2 and thy shud its not like thy r doin sumthing horrible.

Anyway nice post haidhi

19. Give a bouquet of flowers. <-- dats a must ;)
40. Go shopping together.
45. Compliment when looking attractive.

Jan

02-08-2007, 10:51 AM

LOVE ITSELF IS A GIFT

1. Write a love poem together. Can u write one & send... we can ctrl+c & ctrl+v it.
2. Call a radio station and dedicate a love song. Make sure he or she is listening!... How??:confused:
3. Write '143' in lipstick on the mirror. hahahahaha I will not waste Mac.
4. Write 'I Love You' in a piece of paper and hide it in the lunch box or purse. Ithu over much!
5. Make heart-shaped bread toast for breakfast. I have better things to doo..
6. Plan a surprise candle light dinner. this is fine.
7. Cook a three course meal for lunch. cool
8. Give a foot massage or back rub. :confused: :confused:
9. Play your romantic dance song and try to dance together. ;) :p
10. Send a surprise 'Text Message'. waste!
11. Read a love story together. uhhhhh...
12. Make a list of 10 things you love about each other.
13. Make a photo album of your favourite memories together.
14. Go camping together with only one sleeping bag.
15. Shower together.
16. Dim the lights, and sing a love song together.
17. Walk on the beach in the moonlight.
18. Ribbon wrap your bed with a big bow.
19. Give a bouquet of flowers.
20. Take a walk together in the park.
21. Make a donation in your spouse's name to a special cause or charity.
22. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.
23. Re-enact your very first meeting at the first place.
24. Surprise your partner with tickets to a special event.
25. Give an unexpected hug and kiss.
26. Send e-greetings just to say, 'I'm thinking of you'.
27. Give a surprise by serving breakfast in bed.
28. Plan a flower garden together.
29. Spend the evening looking at the stars -- and make a wish together.
30. Put a picture of both of you in your wallet.
31. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt love letter.
32. Develop secret signals and use them to communicate in large groups of people.
33. Do the laundry together.
34. Send a written invitation to do something special.
35. Go to a drive-in movie.
36. Share an ice cream cone.
37. Make a custom certificate such as ' World's Best Wife or Husband'.
38. Share your 'when we see each other' fantasies.
39. Play online games.
40. Go shopping together.
41. Look at old photos together.
42. Go away together for a weekend holiday.
43. Surprise with 'special' dress.
44. Buy a new perfume or cologne.
45. Compliment when looking attractive.
46. Buy them a new piece of jewellery.
47. Ask to pick a number between 1 and 50, then reward with that number of kisses.
48. When attending a wedding, whisper: 'If I had to do it over, I'd marry you again'.
49. Buy a set of matching silk pajamas, and take turns modelling them for each other.
50. Play Tennis ball cricket in the living room.
OMG.... this is 50 much. I can't note to all.:p

thx Haidhi... had fun reading it. Where r uuuuuu????

haidhi

02-09-2007, 02:31 AM

As per my view Celebrating New year and 'following' Vday is totally different. New year has major impact on our day to day life. New day count, new class (grade) going, new Leave plan and many things we start to calculate from first of the year, Its not a just a day; its a begining of period which we highly dependable. Whoever using English calendar, they celebrate new year. (Very few Chinese & Arabians celebrate NY)
Vday kind of celebration is attract mainly youths and started to get the attention very recently (ask your parents that did they follow this day). Though it is remembering a Christian saint valentine (Valentinius of Alexandria (c. 100 - c. 153)) , it is not viewing as a religious day. Tell me one thing why we are not celebrating mothers day and Fathers day as like Vday? (Please note that these two days are UN announced days). Cinema & our media thought about Vday to us than those two days and we are just falling on their net (or Trap) and following

(I like the way you are discussing... its polite & good tone. Only atured people can do (not people like me can do:D ))

its upto ppl to accept thing.. some do.. some dont.. may b i have mentioned abt love only towards ur towards ur partner.. bt valentime means to even ppl at home.. dad.. mom.. bro.. sis.. its jus a day to express more f ur love towards loved ones..

guess u cant get a gift every day.. or a card every day.. one day among 52 weeks chosen to express ur love more da u express d other days.. some underestimate tat val'day s jus fr teens.. bt its meant fr al..

haidhi

02-09-2007, 02:34 AM

OMG.... this is 50 much. I can't note to all.:p

thx Haidhi... had fun reading it. Where r uuuuuu????

guess if u practice it, den u don ve to remember.. :) as dis s not a lyric to go by its wrds.. so don trouble remembering dem al.. al thing r nt possible.. but nothing s impossible :D ..

haidhi

02-10-2007, 03:36 AM

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Jan

02-10-2007, 06:57 AM

wow..... coool. Did u do that??????

Jan

02-10-2007, 06:58 AM

Haidhiii..... ennachu...... unga thread elllam light ilama irukku.:P

Jan

02-10-2007, 07:02 AM

hahaha....sure. Will think of Haidhi when I matufy.

PPL here & Police will not sangu oothufy for jan. Unless Jan go iduchufy n die.
Enana am an intersting character. I do things in a very funny way. So ppl hardly get mad at me.:) Am not saying this chumma ellam. Thats the fact.:)

Jan

02-10-2007, 07:07 AM

superb Haidhi....... enge poteeha?

haidhi

02-10-2007, 07:14 AM

Haidhiii..... ennachu...... unga thread elllam light ilama irukku.:P

yarun kandukkavey maateengrange.. apparam enna pandrathu..

etho.. ungala mathree aalunge irukkara varaikku.. englakku identification irukkumm..

naan ippo kojam out of form'le irukken.. wrk tight aaiduchu.. tats y..

haidhi

02-10-2007, 07:16 AM

wow..... coool. Did u do that??????

chi chi.. enakku writing'ge kolee kirukkena mathree irukkum.. ithule art'ah???
haiyo haiyo... sinna pulle thanama irukku..

Jan

02-10-2007, 10:34 AM

vincidaleo

02-10-2007, 10:42 AM

innakku thaan intha thread padichaen. Very funny haidhi.

naanum romba naala oru kelvi kekkanumnnu irunthen...Athu enna City Lightening?

powerbala

02-10-2007, 11:08 AM

hahahaha...

Iyaa.. enna vela seiyaa vidungaiyaa... :D :D

Jan - ippadi.. nalla nalla thread-aa start pannitte iruntha eppadi vela pakkarathu.. sollunnga..?

Jan

02-10-2007, 11:17 AM

enaku unga boss numbere kudunga. Jan spk to him/her. Today I was posting from work. This IT guy disconnected the internet for me. He did it purposely. They make fun of me at work for sitting doing nothing. I go to work at 9.15 am & I come back at 1:30pm.:p. I'm asked to sit like that for last 45 days and & still following the same. Am paid for nothing.:( But I do play rubber band game, I joke arnd.;)

Jan

02-10-2007, 02:29 PM

hahahaha.... cool. My handwriting is very bad. :p

just kiding.;)

we galz write very nicely. But my friends write better than me.:)

Jan

02-10-2007, 02:49 PM

guess if u practice it, den u don ve to remember.. :) as dis s not a lyric to go by its wrds.. so don trouble remembering dem al.. al thing r nt possible.. but nothing s impossible :D ..

NAkkalzzz???:cool:

I wanna study now... took the book ended up listening to 80's songs.:p

I bought a teddy, doggy, a chain for my car.... for Valentines. U know my car comes with me for shopping, he comes where ever I go.:rolleyes:
For Jan I bought alot. On valentines day.... my exam.:mad: Anyways I get to see cute ppl. I mean at the exam.

premanna

02-10-2007, 03:31 PM

watch the NARUTO 1 hr special episode :D

Oblivioner

02-11-2007, 12:10 AM

Nan enna pannuvanna kuppura paduthu nalla thoonguven:p

haidhi

02-11-2007, 12:22 AM

NAkkalzzz???:cool:

I wanna study now... took the book ended up listening to 80's songs.:p

I bought a teddy, doggy, a chain for my car.... for Valentines. U know my car comes with me for shopping, he comes where ever I go.:rolleyes:
For Jan I bought alot. On valentines day.... my exam.:mad: Anyways I get to see cute ppl. I mean at the exam.

"cute ppl"??? exam ezhutha pooreengla ille sight adikka pooreengala????

Oblivioner

02-11-2007, 12:24 AM

NAkkalzzz???:cool:

I wanna study now... took the book ended up listening to 80's songs.:p

I bought a teddy, doggy, a chain for my car.... for Valentines. U know my car comes with me for shopping, he comes where ever I go.:rolleyes:
For Jan I bought alot. On valentines day.... my exam.:mad: Anyways I get to see cute ppl. I mean at the exam.

Teddy?? Real teddy????? Chain ethuku dog unagala katti podava:p

haidhi

02-11-2007, 12:28 AM

hahahaha.... cool. My handwriting is very bad. :p

just kiding.;)

we galz write very nicely. But my friends write better than me.:)

to b frank.. i frgt hw to write coz f my profession.. nw my hand writing s even worse..

athu eppadi pnnunga kai-ezhuthu mattum romba azhaga irukku :( .. athaan innum puriya maateenguthu.. :D

Oblivioner

02-11-2007, 12:30 AM

to b frank.. i frgt hw to write coz f my profession.. nw my hand writing s even worse..

athu eppadi pnnunga kai-ezhuthu mattum romba azhaga irukku :( .. athaan innum puriya maateenguthu.. :D

Athu yenna haidhi.. ponnunga eppaveme slow .. Athanala handwritingla athu advantagea ayiruthu:p

haidhi

02-11-2007, 12:39 AM

Athu yenna haidhi.. ponnunga eppaveme slow .. Athanala handwritingla athu advantagea ayiruthu:p

o i c.... but ellam vaisiyathlayum slow kedeyathu.. sille edathule ooshaara irukkaange...

haidhi

02-11-2007, 12:45 AM

We can do one thing..... merge all ur threads and make one oki va???

enango Haidhi yaru sonaha unga thread ellam no kannukrathunu. One Jan = 100 ppl.... u know that???? neenga ithukelam feeel panatheega. oki va!

OKOK I understand u must be bz with work eh. Fine....finish n come. All the best. Are u on training or something???? U work for Emirates???? Mercator????

If u don't wanna say fine. If I did ask something wrong then pls manichufy me eh.

chi chi.. chumma sonnenge.. :p athigama padam paapeenga'nnu nenakkiren.. ok ok.. no probs.. arasiyalla ithellam sagajam appa...:cool: i'l put a personal mess regarding my job.. 'enakku vilambaram pidikkathu' :D :D ...

haidhi

02-11-2007, 12:47 AM

haidhi

02-11-2007, 12:50 AM

innakku thaan intha thread padichaen. Very funny haidhi.

naanum romba naala oru kelvi kekkanumnnu irunthen...Athu enna City Lightening?

athuva?? chumma.. lolaikku.. 'super star' na ennanu keteengala??? 'Ultimate star' na ennanu keteengala??? athe mathree thaan 'City Lightening' :D :D :D

Oblivioner

02-11-2007, 12:53 AM

haidhi

02-11-2007, 12:58 AM

hahahaha...

Iyaa.. enna vela seiyaa vidungaiyaa... :D :D

Jan - ippadi.. nalla nalla thread-aa start pannitte iruntha eppadi vela pakkarathu.. sollunnga..?

al dis r jus tea-bites.. appa appo appa appppo..

enna pandrathu.. enakku pozhuthu poga mateenguthu...

so.. wrk pandravangala spoil pandrathu thaan en pozhappu.. :D :D :D

i like disturbing :eek: n irritating :mad: ppl...

haidhi

02-11-2007, 02:32 AM

Teddy?? Real teddy????? Chain ethuku dog unagala katti podava:p

sabaas.. very gud ques..

haidhi

02-11-2007, 06:50 AM

superb Haidhi....... enge poteeha?

oor meya poonen.. nw m back.. small.. i have some nice funny commercials.. wer shud i post it

vincidaleo

02-11-2007, 07:59 AM

athuva?? chumma.. lolaikku.. 'super star' na ennanu keteengala??? 'Ultimate star' na ennanu keteengala??? athe mathree thaan 'City Lightening' :D :D :D
krrrr...ththhu!!.. Enna soundeffect theriyumaa ithu? kaari thuppinen :p Just kidding da. LOL.

powerbala

02-11-2007, 09:50 AM

'super star' na ennanu keteengala??? 'Ultimate star' na ennanu keteengala??? athe mathree thaan 'City Lightening' :D :D :D

SUPER STAR-u யாருன்னு கேட்டா சின்ன குழந்தையும் சொல்லும்..!
:D :D :D

Jan

02-12-2007, 02:50 PM

ohhhh...... immmm.... jan don't know. u can send it to me. I will watch them. even i got alot.:D

haidhi

02-13-2007, 05:36 AM

Dress Code for ~~~ Feb 14 ~~~

Blue------------waiting

Green-----------Free

Orange---------Going to Propose

Pink------------Accepted proposal

Black-----------Rejected Proposal

White-----------Already booked

Yellow----------Failure

Gray------------Not interested

Red-------------Leave me alone

plusminus

02-13-2007, 08:35 AM

haidhi..made me laugh too much today..Thanks dude....wonderful contribution

freebird

02-14-2007, 01:03 AM

Hey i am wearing ---green......Open..:)

Regards
freebird

premanna

02-14-2007, 01:39 AM

i choose....................RED :good:

Bellgates

02-14-2007, 01:46 AM

Mee tooo Red Today...

freebird

02-14-2007, 01:57 AM

Does that resembles warning for girls.....:sad:

Regards
freebird

Raj_Paandy

02-14-2007, 07:31 AM

ha ha..... I am wearing White ..

plusminus

02-14-2007, 07:34 AM

ena raj already booked-a??? (Fine evalavu??)

Jan

02-14-2007, 02:09 PM

black & grey.... or white..... my fav:p

Raj anna is one famous person. he has local friends.... I mean gals..... aprom married also.... hahahaha. :good:

BG enachuu even premana???? u don't want trouble eh???;)

aditi

02-14-2007, 08:12 PM

lol I'm wearing White and Red. :D

Bellgates

02-14-2007, 11:18 PM

freebird

02-14-2007, 11:47 PM

Total Waste....not even got a single call/Rose:'( :'( :'( .....Thinking is it good or Bad...

Regards
freebird

02-14-2007, 11:49 PM

valentines day? Whats that?

dj shan

02-14-2007, 11:49 PM

Total Waste....not even got a single call/Rose:'( :'( :'( .....Thinking is it good or Bad...

Regards
freebird

ahhhhhhh machi dont worry da, you will meet the right onw eventually..eventually...eventually:'( if you don't then i wil luk one for you, and you luk one for me ena. Cheers:)

dj shan

02-14-2007, 11:51 PM

Red - leave me alone, thats nice..ill go with that too.

Bellgates

02-15-2007, 12:38 AM

ahhhhhhh machi dont worry da, you will meet the right onw eventually..eventually...eventually:'( if you don't then i wil luk one for you, and you luk one for me ena. Cheers:)

Aahaaa Aahhaa . Enna Friendship Pa....:clapping: Odambelam Pularikuthu pa... ;)
I am dedicated Mustafa Song For both of us... :rofl:

dj shan

02-15-2007, 07:11 AM

thanku BG, mustafa mustafa pls help us mustafa we need a girlfriend mustafa hahahaha

freebird

02-15-2007, 09:13 AM

thanku BG, mustafa mustafa pls help us mustafa we need a girlfriend mustafa hahahaha

one for each appadi thevila tell...Why trouble :p

Regards
freebird

Jan

02-15-2007, 09:22 AM

Total Waste....not even got a single call/Rose:'( :'( :'( .....Thinking is it good or Bad...

Regards
freebird

cho sad. no worries machi... when I come to India next month... I will bring the flowers from the roads in DXB sply for ya. oki va. I will be there for 3-4 days this time:D:good:

Jan

02-15-2007, 09:26 AM

valentines day? Whats that?

hmmm... u ellam small boy. U ku age varatum.... we will explain u. Go study oki va chellam???:)

Basically Valentines day is celebrated with LOVE. PPL have no work becomes alert on these days. for eg... FREEB.:rofl:

02-15-2007, 10:06 AM

hmmm... u ellam small boy. U ku age varatum.... we will explain u. Go study oki va chellam???:)

Basically Valentines day is celebrated with LOVE. PPL have no work becomes alert on these days. for eg... FREEB.:rofl:

hehehe :p for me valentines day is just a mere manufactured holiday :p Without a day off school :mad::rofl:

Oblivioner

02-15-2007, 01:19 PM

valentines day? Whats that?

Aha pachai pulla onnume theriyathu:hehe:

Jan

02-15-2007, 03:42 PM

"cute ppl"??? exam ezhutha pooreengla ille sight adikka pooreengala????

hahahaha..... just noticed this. to my bad luck. Ange ellam Mr.bean characters. Only the ladies were very professional.

After alll guyz.... i mean very good guyz(bala note the point) am not targeting guyz oki va!)

hello....excuse me..... cute ppl means cute ppl not cute guyzz. see I was thinking in a diff way and u took it in a diff way.

Jan

02-15-2007, 03:45 PM

Teddy?? Real teddy????? Chain ethuku dog unagala katti podava:p

hey...abarniyakkk machi.... pavam small bro nu partha u n haidhi... adichenna left n right. loosungala.:aggressive:
Jan partha dog madiri theriyuthaaa????? grrrrr:(:(:'( :sad:

chain for my car... i mean hang it in the car. Jan one idiot... didn't explain well. My amma also made fun of me for this.:'(

Jan

02-15-2007, 03:49 PM

Hey i am wearing ---green......Open..:)

Regards
freebird

this made me laff like helllll.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

machi u thirunthavee matihala????

Jan

02-15-2007, 03:51 PM

No idea Jan... Athan RED.. Inuum Athukellam Time Varla..

bro... BG athu ithu ku ellam don't watch nanna time. Aprom old ayiduvenga.

oki va.:rofl:

OBli ya vidunga.... he be bramachari forever!. athu he take pana mudivu. Jan onum solela.:rofl:

archie_here

02-15-2007, 05:46 PM

OB!! a bramachari!!!.... ha ha ha....

freebird

02-16-2007, 12:10 AM

Basically Valentines day is celebrated with LOVE. PPL have no work becomes alert on these days. for eg... FREEB.:rofl:

@Jan : Please clear my small doubt....you my friend or enemy...:sad:.If i telll in u r baashai...all time u only kidifying me....Many other ppl are also there like, djshan/rishi/OB/BG/ even TX anna.... many sitting idle.. u pull others ..too atleast i will get some company..

Regards
freebird

Oblivioner

02-16-2007, 12:50 AM

@Jan : Please clear my small doubt....you my friend or enemy...:sad:.If i telll in u r baashai...all time u only kidifying me....Many other ppl are also there like, djshan/rishi/OB/BG/ even TX anna.... many sitting idle.. u pull others ..too atleast i will get some company..

Regards
freebird

don worry freeb.. Lets combine and pullify jan:good: .. what say??:clapping:

a change for jan too:rofl:

Bellgates

02-16-2007, 01:08 AM

@Jan : Please clear my small doubt....you my friend or enemy...:sad:.If i telll in u r baashai...all time u only kidifying me....Many other ppl are also there like, djshan/rishi/OB/BG/ even TX anna.... many sitting idle.. u pull others ..too atleast i will get some company..

Regards
freebird

Yeappa FB Unngalaluku Evalo periya manasu .:aggressive:.. We are Jan Fav kids paa.;) So jan Never thitifying us.. U va Ellam take from Janu..:rofl:

Jan

02-16-2007, 02:10 AM

don worry freeb.. Lets combine and pullify jan:good: .. what say??:clapping:

a change for jan too:rofl:

Inna kollupss???? ille nakkals????

Iniku u DXB le na... my Honda Accord or Skoda on ya.

Jan

02-16-2007, 02:12 AM

Yeappa FB Unngalaluku Evalo periya manasu .:aggressive:.. We are Jan Fav kids paa.;) So jan Never thitifying us.. U va Ellam take from Janu..:rofl:

Oi laaaa...... pls exaplin it again???

who said u r my fav kid???? a kid??? LOLLLLLL!:rofl:

U r 2 yrs or 3 yrs or 1 yr younger to me?????? neenga ellam kids ahhh?????? big maaaduuu u ellam. adichenna!

Jan

02-16-2007, 02:14 AM

Freeb.... why I call ya buddy??? b'coz I like u 1000 much. Thats why I pullify, kindalfy ellam:p( janu u poi ellam sola start???)

U ku Jan than find a gal. NAnna natu fig.... from country side.... oki va.

:D:D:D

haidhi

02-16-2007, 04:35 AM

ahhhhhhh machi dont worry da, you will meet the right onw eventually..eventually...eventually:'( if you don't then i wil luk one for you, and you luk one for me ena. Cheers:)

pakarathum pakkureenge.. enakkum onnu seethi paarunge.. enna ambennu vitturaatheenge... :kiss: :rofl:

haidhi

02-16-2007, 04:40 AM

hahahaha..... just noticed this. to my bad luck. Ange ellam Mr.bean characters. Only the ladies were very professional.

After alll guyz.... i mean very good guyz(bala note the point) am not targeting guyz oki va!)

hello....excuse me..... cute ppl means cute ppl not cute guyzz. see I was thinking in a diff way and u took it in a diff way.

ok.. i miss-took.. enna manuchudunge.. naan konjam tube-light.. ellame late pick-up..

freebird

02-16-2007, 06:43 AM

Oi laaaa...... pls exaplin it again???

who said u r my fav kid???? a kid??? LOLLLLLL!:rofl:

U r 2 yrs or 3 yrs or 1 yr younger to me?????? neenga ellam kids ahhh?????? big maaaduuu u ellam. adichenna!

BG ithu Thevaya..... Jan one Good pal Ok va...

Regards
freebird

Jan

02-16-2007, 03:30 PM

Jan

02-16-2007, 03:33 PM

I missed Freeb. He ku kooda Jan than lookifying gal.Also BG OBli ellam. Angelu u ku kooda...oki va.

Ellam stand in a line. Broker money ellam puttify in my acct. oki va???

Hey why leave Raj anna, n bala n myTX anna???? iooo platinum killufy me. I better run as fast as I can from here.

Oblivioner

02-16-2007, 03:35 PM

02-16-2007, 03:38 PM

hey hey, you guys ellam second class, me janu's fav kid :p:p Cake'le iceing mari nannu romba romba sweet anavan theryumo?? ;) hahaha

freebird

02-17-2007, 12:34 AM

SHannu became official TMS Broker.:p

Freeb.... thx machi. I think u feeling too much... b'coz Jan always fighting with ya. No worries..... from today... I no fight with ya. OKI VA???? Promise.

don't forget abt the coffee, tea, noodles for Jan. I eat alot tahts b'coz am fat.

oki va.

Enango tube light haidhi.... can I merge ur threads??? I mailed ya reg that. No ans. Ippo theriyuthu... u r one Jan character. I tooo a tube light n late pick up. Enna seyrathu... I was born on teh 7th month eh.... thats wy.
Ur appolgy denied. Bro I don't take appology ellam from small pasanga.

Rish n Shan n Haidhi no worries.... as a senior I will look for a homely fig for ya.:p

Jan esacpeee!

i feel januu name will be good in offical broker list..why na...u are looking gals for us...shanu kolathai..heard he is jollufy a gal which is comming to store. ;)

Thanks janu for not pulling me.....i will get you Coffee/Noodles/Kal Dosai/half boil....etc and as a good pal you pay for it...i dont have any objection.

Regards
freebird

Oblivioner

02-17-2007, 12:45 AM

hey hey, you guys ellam second class, me janu's fav kid :p:p Cake'le iceing mari nannu romba romba sweet anavan theryumo?? ;) hahaha

itha paruda nanga ellam second classam:aggressive: u rnot a sweet kid.. u ra baaaad kid:p

Jan

02-17-2007, 07:37 AM

hey hey, you guys ellam second class, me janu's fav kid :p:p Cake'le iceing mari nannu romba romba sweet anavan theryumo?? ;) hahaha

yeshh.... he was my friend Sain's kid. Now my kid.;)

OB u don't want me to look for a gal for u???

Jan

02-17-2007, 07:39 AM

i feel januu name will be good in offical broker list..why na...u are looking gals for us...shanu kolathai..heard he is jollufy a gal which is comming to store. ;)

Thanks janu for not pulling me.....i will get you Coffee/Noodles/Kal Dosai/half boil....etc and as a good pal you pay for it...i dont have any objection.

Regards
freebird

machiii u pay for my food.... thats all. appo than me come to ur wedding.

Jan

02-17-2007, 07:39 AM

iooo jan tored ayiten ans pani ellam post
tc
byez\

Oblivioner

02-17-2007, 07:53 AM

yeshh.... he was my friend Sain's kid. Now my kid.;)

OB u don't want me to look for a gal for u???

yeah yeah jan i need u to lo0ok:sad:

Jan

02-17-2007, 10:15 AM

Sure will do Obli.

Haidhi... bro... I have merged all ur threads as one.

So u can keep a track of it at once.

Thx for ur kind co-operation.

All the best do ur best. JUst went thru each and every page. It's a very nice thread. Everytime I look at ur avator.... i burst out to laugh.... Maddy looks so funny. Okok... neenga carry on and let us call ya <<<ciTy LighTening>>>:P hahahaha I was laughing at the bright shirt.

archie_here

02-17-2007, 12:11 PM

maddy looks gud in the avatar actually.

Bellgates

02-19-2007, 07:07 AM

yeshh.... he was my friend Sain's kid. Now my kid.;)

OB u don't want me to look for a gal for u???

Ithaellam ROmba Overu Jan;).. Cycle gapla Rishi you driven lorry pa..:aggressive:.

Bellgates

02-23-2007, 04:53 AM

Cool Design Paintings in Buildings

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haidhi

02-23-2007, 06:12 AM

Maths Teacher : If you hava 12 choclates and you

give 5 to priya,

3 to Anitha and

4 to kavitha

then what will u get????

Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

archie_here

02-23-2007, 06:52 AM

he he he :)

Jan

02-23-2007, 11:09 AM

Maths Teacher : If you hava 12 choclates and you

give 5 to priya,

3 to Anitha and

4 to kavitha

then what will u get????

Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

hahahaha..... my ans was ...... "Oops! No chocolates" :bore: :sad:

That was one smart guy.

Jan

03-07-2007, 03:40 PM

Sardar's Exam

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University
final examination. He takes his seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his
turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and
watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions

- 'Answer in brief'.

Kindly informing ya...I would prefer everyone to keep their threads active. Pls be kind enough to participate in the lounge.

thk u.

Jan

03-07-2007, 03:49 PM

Sardar Jokes : Windows - Bug Report - Sent to Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates, This letter is from Ghanta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column,only ***** appears,but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.There is a button ’start’ but there is no stop button. We request you to check this.

We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run’ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
Also there is ‘Find’ button but it is not working
properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,

Ghanta Singh

Punjab

Identification

Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh. Both of them bought a horse each. “How will we know which is your & which is mine?” asked Zail.

“Easy” replied Jarnail. “I’ll cut mine’s tail, yours will be the one with tail”

This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other’s tail too.

Next morning the confusion continued. “Don’t worry “retorted Jarnail. “I’ll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell.”

The boys heard this also & cut the bell.

The next day, Zail got frustrated & said

“Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours & black will be mine.”

More...

1. Sardar 1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

2. Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a
novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the
ticket and didn’t travel.

3. A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line
said,
“Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, ” Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258.”

4. Sardarji calls Air India. ‘How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?’
‘Just a sec,’ says the customer service assistant.
‘Thank you.’ says the Sardarji and hangs up.

5. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

6. Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl
shouted, ‘Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!’
And sardarji replied, ‘Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se
maroon??!!!’

7. Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter
with two men ahead of him.
Ek Punjab Mail dena.’ demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
‘Ek Punjab Mail dena.’ the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, ‘Ek Punjab female dena!’
‘What do u mean by Punjab female?’ asked the clerk.
‘It is for my wife’ replied Banta Singh.

Englishman at Sardar ji`s house

A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was
curd on the table.

The guest asked what is this?

The Sardar didn`t know English, he said “Milk sleeping
in night, morning becomes tight”

Thats it for today....gona sleep.:):good:

archie_here

03-07-2007, 04:47 PM

niceee jan :)

Bellgates

03-13-2007, 05:10 AM

Modern Art Wallpapers

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archie_here

03-13-2007, 12:43 PM

BG i took one distortion image for my wallpaper.... thnx :)

Bellgates

03-23-2007, 04:44 AM

Beautiful Friendship

http://www.interestingmails.com/image_gallery/friendshipimage-1.jpg
"A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother."

http://www.interestingmails.com/image_gallery/friendshipimage-2.jpg

"However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship."

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The language of friendship is not words but meanings.

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"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends whom we choose."

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"Every man passes his life in the search after friendship."

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"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit."

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"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."

http://www.interestingmails.com/image_gallery/friendshipimage-8.jpg

"No man is useless while he has a friend."

http://www.interestingmails.com/image_gallery/friendshipimage-9.jpg

Jan

03-23-2007, 05:08 AM

kalakitinga ponga.

Haidhi parthutu kelle fallida poranga. HAHAHAHA!

ethavathu "ALL THE BEST" apdi nu oru msg/poem iruntha post panuga BG. Haidhi aha. "Malare nee valha" or "nalam vala" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I couldn't stop laffing at MADDY!

Playboy

03-23-2007, 06:03 AM

nice Sardar jokes.......Keep Coming:clapping:

Bellgates

03-24-2007, 06:37 AM

Dear God...

Just For My Friend

I know you're watching over me
And I'm feeling truly blest
For no matter what I pray for
You always know what's best!

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I have this circle of E-mail friends,
Who mean a lot to me;
Some days I "send" and "send,"
At other times, I let them be.

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/5488/13714346cb9.gif

I am so blessed to have these friends,
With whom I've grown so close;
So this little poem I dedicate to them,
Because to me they are the "Most"!
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http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/702/att1772548pb8.jpg

When I see each name download,
And view the message they've sent;
I know they've thought of me that day,
And "well wishes" were their intent.

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So to you, my friends, I would like to say,
Thank you for being a part;
Of all my daily contacts,
This comes right from my heart.

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God bless you all is my prayer today,
I'm honored to call you "friend";
I pray God will keep you safe,
Until we write again..

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archie_here

03-24-2007, 06:01 PM

niceeee :)

Bellgates

03-27-2007, 03:41 AM

Dream is a Wish...

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plusminus

03-27-2007, 05:58 AM

sardar jokes are grt

Bellgates

03-29-2007, 02:46 AM

3D Wallpapers

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Jan

03-29-2007, 02:52 AM

wow wow wow~~~~~~ wat a beautiful pic???? who made this...avan hand show! I got gum in my mouth...HAHAHAHAHA...just kidding!

Am so excited abt my wedding..n it's all happening!

Oblivioner

03-29-2007, 02:56 AM

wow wow wow~~~~~~ wat a beautiful pic???? who made this...avan hand show! I got gum in my mouth...HAHAHAHAHA...just kidding!

Am so excited abt my wedding..n it's all happening!

Dont know the persons name Jan... Someone intelligent lyk me :pleasantry:

Jan

03-29-2007, 03:03 AM

Dont know the persons name Jan... Someone intelligent lyk me :pleasantry:

i still have the gum in my mouth...show ur hand!:rofl:

Bellgates

03-30-2007, 03:38 AM

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Bellgates

04-02-2007, 04:45 AM

If love hurts then love some more. If love hurts some more then love even more. If love hurts even more then love till it hurts no more!!!
Lollypop said to Chocolate Were the sweetest people on this earth. The chocolate said Wait, I think you have not met the person reading this message!!!
Usually I send SMS to people who are very dear, very close or very special. But in your case, I am making an exception coz you are all three!!!
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I am always remembering you.
People live People Die People Laugh People cry. Some give up Some will try Some say Hi Some say bye. Others may forgot U but! how can I..
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine –
As I watched ants crawled up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other, hope we will be like them, be in touch always...
I cant find reason y GOD made u close 2 me, but thats not question 2 be asked. May be question is : How did HE know I needed a FRIEND lik U.?
My Friendship means a little heart that never hates, a cute smile that never fades, a smooth touch that never shakes, and a strong relationship that never breaks...
Old Friends are Gold, New friends are Diamond, if you get diamond, dont forget the Gold because to hold a diamond, you need a base of Gold.
Each day with someone new, I do look and never find another you, world is full of people, I know its true, Yet no one could ever equal the FRIEND I found in YOU.
"why is it when you love someone so much that you can never find the right words to tell them?"
You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see. but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel

Bellgates

04-04-2007, 02:49 AM

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plusminus

04-04-2007, 07:05 AM

cool pics Bg

Jan

04-06-2007, 05:05 AM

wow.... nice cars:)

Jan

04-06-2007, 05:05 AM

I wish I had them... I willl only!

Bellgates

04-07-2007, 04:45 AM

http://maedayz.250free.com/Floral/misc/3carnations.gif
Frien dship i s like a rainbo w:
Red li ke an ap ple, sw eet to t he core .
Orang e, like a burni ng flam e, neve r dying out.
Yello w like t he sun t hat bri ghtens your da y.
Green like a p lant th at keep s on gro wing.
Blue l ike the water t hat is s o pure.
Purpl e like a flower that is ready t o bloom .
Indig o like t he drea ms that fill yo ur hear t.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR FR IENDSH IP!
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Jan

04-07-2007, 03:26 PM

ada ada..... innama kkanu eppdi keereeee???

thidir thidir nu inthe madiri color color ahh post... enamo polaichu go!

:D

Jan

04-07-2007, 04:32 PM

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Bellgates

04-09-2007, 07:53 AM

A NICE STORY .......................

I live in Indore, in India's heartland. On our way back from an adjacent town, my friend and I stopped at a highway dhaba. Placing our order, we stretched ourselves out on the cane chairs. A motley group of people occupied other tables. As we glanced around desultorily, a ragged man sauntered in and sat down. He poured himself a glass of water from the steel jug. He drank two whole glasses, but ordered no food, nor did the dhaba boys ask him. When our tea and samosas arrived, he looked at the food, filled his glass again and drank it. We saw no greed in his eyes, but it was an easy guess, that the guy was hungry and had no money.

The dhaba boy told us, "Oh! That madman comes in everyday. If he has money, he eats something; otherwise he just drinks a few glasses of water and leaves. My boss said that since water has been given to us by the Lord, we must never stop anyone drinking it at our dhaba."

This logic really touched me. I asked the boy to serve the man a plate of samosas. When he did so, the man looked at him. The boy pointed to us. The man looked at us but made no acknowledgement. As he picked up the first samosa, a little girl in rags walked up and just stood there. He gave her the samosa, which she wolfed down. He picked up the second one and handed that to her, too. She grabbed it and ran away. He pushed away his empty plate, filled up his glass again, drank the water and walked away from the dhaba without a backward glance.

I asked myself if I were capable of a gesture like that. The most I could muster was, "I HOPE so". If sharing what we have in excess is generosity, then how would we describe what that madman did? 'Selfless love'? It is what intellectuals talk about and madmen practice.

"Happiness comes from spiritual wealth, not material wealth... Happiness comes from giving, not getting. If we try hard to bring happiness to others, we cannot stop it from coming to us also. To get joy, we must give it, and to keep joy, we must scatter it"

- John Templeton-

Bellgates

04-09-2007, 08:00 AM

ada ada..... innama kkanu eppdi keereeee???

thidir thidir nu inthe madiri color color ahh post... enamo polaichu go!

:D

I like colors!! Have you noticed my all posts!! Its all with some colors !! Colors means that Enjoy!!!

"Rainbow Kolam Podalam Aana Rainbow le Kolam Poda Mudiyathu!! Idhuthaan Ulagam!!!"

archie_here

04-09-2007, 11:02 AM

niceeee ones thns BG and jan :)

Bellgates

04-10-2007, 06:38 AM

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Jan

04-10-2007, 12:04 PM

wow..... coool ones. I wanna go toooo.:(

Oblivioner

04-10-2007, 12:08 PM

wow..... coool ones. I wanna go toooo.:(

Jan antha baloonla poga tricycle otta theriyanum... Romba than asai for u:p

Jan

04-10-2007, 12:13 PM

Jan antha baloonla poga tricycle otta theriyanum... Romba than asai for u:p

helloo..... Januku Bicycle theriyum. Athe ride pana theriyum. :good:

powerbala

04-10-2007, 12:14 PM

Photo paathle.. thalai sutthi vannthi varum pola irukkupaa...!

Namakku "Hightophopiaa.." hehehe

Jan

04-10-2007, 12:16 PM

Photo paathle.. thalai sutthi vannthi varum pola irukkupaa...!

Namakku "Hightophopiaa.." hehehe

ille machi.... u pregnant. Athu than inthe madiri feelings. Athu onnumille kannu... u veetile vetti work ah. Anjali parthikitu vere.:P AThuthan!

Bellgates

04-19-2007, 02:27 AM

A bit of ego we may have,

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And a lot of fights too,

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Watch on each others back,

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But together we go thru life too....

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All the quarrels passed by,

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A many squabbles yet to come,

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In the love we may be,

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But never are we going to change often,

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We will be together,

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Chasing each other

Bellgates

04-19-2007, 04:50 AM

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Bellgates

04-23-2007, 08:18 AM

France Breaks Train Speed Record; Arnie Taunts Californians

Published: Wednesday, April 4, 2007 8:44:54 PM
Headline: France Breaks Train Speed Record; Arnie Taunts Californians

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A souped-up TGV (Train a Grande Vitesse) broke the train speed record today, speeding along at a whopping 357.2mph. Loaded up with two supercharged locomotives and oversized wheels, it broke the record on a specially prepared track east of Paris.

Apparently Governator Arnold sent a delegation to check the train out, pondering the feasibility of bringing the speedy train to California. According to our West Coast contingent (i.e. Blam and Chen), however, the chances of that actually happening are slim to none. Sorry, Californians. –Adam Frucci

Jan

04-23-2007, 12:46 PM

thats tooo thrilling. My fav cartoon tom n jerry.

nice info on train.:)

Bellgates

04-24-2007, 08:09 AM

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A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??

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A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
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A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.
A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.
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A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.
A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.
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A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
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A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.
A Best friend wonders of your love story.....

A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.
A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.

A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule,
A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....

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A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,
A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....

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A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone,
A Best friend doesnt know...what all to finish...

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Bellgates

04-26-2007, 04:41 AM

Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. More old more strong.. More deep more clear.. More close more warm.. & Less words more understading....

Like a rose needs 'water' Like a season needs 'change'.Like poet needs 'pen'. I need u as a 'true fried'z.

Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, hamne kaha dard kabul hai! Sabne kaha dard ke saath ji na paoge, hamne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabul hai!

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!

A rose exclusively for a nice person like u 4m an ever nice person like me. Keep the rose until it's dry, keep my friendship until I die.

We had our ups and downs as nearly everybody does. But problems never last for long with special friends like us

Friendship is a golden knot which ties together, if you don't break it you will be friend forever.

Life counts by the roads we travel. Some are smooth, some are rough, some I'd rather forget. But there's one road I won't regret…..The road where we met and became friends!

True friends never leave each other. True friends never part. They just sometimes sit silently, deep in each others HEART saying………I am still here

A good friend will come and bail u out if u r in jail.. A true friend cant, coz he is sittin next to u saying "Dude we r screwed !!

Lots of ANTS were on my CELL, I was even more Wondering how COME ants KNOW dat my cell contains contact of SWEET person like YOU..

Log milte hai Every Time Pasand aate hai Same Time Dosti hoti hai One Time Aur rehte hai Dil main Life Time.

Friendship and Love are medicine for any kind of pain.But be sure that there is no medicine in the world for the pain given by them....

It takes only a min to get a crush on someone..an hr to like someone..a day to love someone..but it takes a lifetime to forget a FRD like u,.

Relation is not colletion of HEARTS,But it is selection of HEARTS,All relations r not TRUE but TRUE relations r very FEW & it includes U…

A twinkle in ur eye made my day,ur smile made my week,ur laugh made my month,ur sweetness made my year,ur friendship made my LIFE.

God gives two gifts to humans.... One is chance & another is choice. Chance to have friends & Choice to select a friend like you!

Respect those friends who find TIME for U in their TIME TABLE... But love those person who dont consult TIME TABLE when U need them…

Friends are like street lights along the road,They dont make the distance any shorter. But they light up the paath,And make the walk worth while

Feeling of love + Moment of caring + Small small sharing+ Stupid fights+ Shoulders 2cry +2b 2gether in pain Creates a miracle called FRIEND.

Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragnance can be defined without Rose. But, friendship can't be defined without YOU

"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE.. Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word... FRIEND

Bellgates

04-27-2007, 03:41 AM

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ahmed73

04-27-2007, 06:49 AM

very nice jokes indeed, thanks for all who posted

plusminus

04-27-2007, 09:06 AM

frnd smsjokes were grt

Bellgates

05-01-2007, 04:12 AM

Life is a gift, live it, enjoy it, celebrate it, and fulfill it.

A blind girl detested herself just because she was blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.

He's always there for me.

She said that if she could only see the world,

she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her

and then she saw everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her,

"now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"

The girl was shocked when she saw that

her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears,

and later wrote a letter to her saying.

"Just take care of my eyes dear" .

This is how the human brain changes when our status changes.

Only few remember what life was before,

and who's always been there even in the most painful situations.
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Touching isn't it.

Bellgates

05-11-2007, 01:19 AM

ONE NIGHT 4 STUDENTS WERE PLAYING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR
THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS
DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO
THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND
ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR
ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE
TEST.

SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS.THEY SAID THEY
WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE
DEAN.THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TEST. ALL FOUR
WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED
AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.
THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

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Q .1. YOUR NAME .........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2 . WHICH TYRE BURST ................( 98 MARKS ).

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right

True story of IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96

thiyaguuu

08-11-2007, 09:49 AM

Too much of sardhar

Sagaav

03-22-2010, 07:38 AM

good one. thanks much.